(via dutchster)


bbcsherlockpickuplines:

"I heard you want the D… and I’m not talking about deductions."

bbcsherlockpickuplines:

"I heard you want the D… and I’m not talking about deductions."


forever:

why do teachers think that yawning is rude like i’m oxygen deprived what do u want me to do

(via joshpeck)


escapeawkward:

i wonder if there is anyone nervous to talk to me.

(via orgasmic-humor)


bewbin:

shouldnt:

crabbily:

departured:

Comment with the best blog you follow!

i literally only follow shouldnt.tumblr.com, the blog is so good

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you must have the best dashboard on all of tumblr, I am sort of jealous

how did u see the original post if you only follow that one blog?


dutchster:

when you try to flick away a bug but it comes towards you instead

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(via shouldnt)


get to know me meme1/5 favorite female characters: ELLE WOODS 
"If I’m going to be a partner in a law firm, I’m going to need a boyfriend who’s not such a bonehead."

(via 221bbarricade)



sherlockismyholmesboy:

unexplained-events:

Ladies and gentlemen….a spring-loaded dick in a box from the 1800s. It made for a great gift

humanity’s sense of humour has not progressed much in the last hundred years

sherlockismyholmesboy:

unexplained-events:

Ladies and gentlemen….a spring-loaded dick in a box from the 1800s. It made for a great gift

humanity’s sense of humour has not progressed much in the last hundred years

(via 221bbarricade)