ouijaboarding:

Sending a long meaningful message and getting a one word reply

image

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deatheaters:

lilypotter:

harryjamespotter:

happy birthday to me

happy birthday son

happy birthday potter :):):):):)

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officialunitedstates:

starlingsparrow:

do you ever meet someone who’s like the human version of unnecessary comments on a text post

me

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burgerkid:

burgerkid:

burgerkid:

Who does a pharaoh talk to when he’s sad?

His mummy.

i lost 10 followers already

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bunnyhoodlum:

*asks mom if she can buy something for me in september*

"no christmas is coming"

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Watch it!!! You won’t regret it!!
I lie through my teeth. You will. When you’re crying on your bedroom floor rocking back and forth and clutching yourself you will regret ever watching anything I ever recommend to you (via captainarlert)

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magnezone:

don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me 

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cornfuse:

cornfuse:

thirstiest:

why do people like fall

gravity

NO WAIT I MISUNDERSTOOD

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unimpressed2chainz:

(calls police) hello, some bitch is still trying to talk to me about frozen

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blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake 
Chief of Staff:
Queen: 
Chief of Staff: 
Queen: I want cake

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake

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