disowns:

when you see a big spider on your desk 

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oreoofficial:

"no pain no game." i whisper as i break my sisters leg while playing twister

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dweebscar:

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

okay im going to watch frozen

um okay why doesnt anyone have ear holes

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wheres the hole

the budget for this movie was $150 million and i didnt even see a single ear hole. where was the money going????

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lootenant:

was this movie real

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ninfia:

Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.

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amazing-philip:

This is my favourite photo on the internet

amazing-philip:

This is my favourite photo on the internet

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barefootdramaturg:

This is the correct face to make when being told you’re a heinous bitch.

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elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

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